2641 pictures… This is what happens when @rob_kittenz and Jorge get ahold of my phone!

2641 pictures… This is what happens when @rob_kittenz and Jorge get ahold of my phone!


Hahah @bustahoe @treehoe_

Hahah @bustahoe @treehoe_


Happy birthday!! @lanadelratchet21

Happy birthday!! @lanadelratchet21


Time for work! Then a party after! Yay!

Time for work! Then a party after! Yay!


manda:

it makes me so mad when someone comments on something of mine and says “text me” like if you really wanted to talk to me that bad then you’d text me yourself

everything about this right here ^^^^^^



One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

(via yelyahwilliams)


itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(via oh-anythingcouldhappen)


I never graduated. I never went to Northwestern. I never wrote for The New Yorker. I never won the Noble Peace Prize. I never changed the world. I never got out of Clover. These were just delusions that occupied my time. And thank god they did. Because a life without meaning, without drive, without focus, without goals, or dreams… isn’t a life worth living.

(via shewantstobeaneagle)


He’s muh little buddy #fornow #cats #whenhewakesuphellprobablytrytokillme #hespurringsoweirdrightnow

He’s muh little buddy #fornow #cats #whenhewakesuphellprobablytrytokillme #hespurringsoweirdrightnow


Milo really likes to cuddle! #cats #beingsuffocatedbyfur #hespurringsoloudrightnow #help

Milo really likes to cuddle! #cats #beingsuffocatedbyfur #hespurringsoloudrightnow #help